The Joy Of A Dad

Can I have a latte, please? I’ll change him. How’s it going, man? I’m in a little bit of a pickle. I really need your advice. I told you, you just got to walk her more often and get her a kennel to sleep in. I’m talking about my girlfriend. Uh, I was answering a […]

Matt Gets Fired

Boss, 老板 your two o’clock is here. 你两点约的人已经来了 Just give me a sec! 等我下 Okay, send them in. 好了 让他进来吧 Alright, mate. 你好啊 Ni hao! 你好 Uh.. 呃 Jor.. Jorg… Jor.. Jor.. Matt. My name’s Matt. 我的名字叫Matt. I could have sworn it was Jorge. 我还认为你是Jorge We’ve worked together for years. 我们一起工作很多年了 I feel like I’d […]

20 Years A Delivery Guy

It’s been said before that not all heroes wear capes. 大家都知道 并非所有英雄都披着斗篷 The hero of this story just so happens to wear 这个故事的英雄恰好穿着 orange and black 橙色和黑色 wears a helmet 戴头盔 and drives an e-bike. 并驾驶电动车 I’m talking of course about the waimai guy of China. 我所说的正是中国的外卖小哥 What’s a “waimai guy” you ask? 你可能会问什么是外卖小哥 Well, […]