The Joy Of A Dad

Can I have a latte, please? I’ll change him. How’s it going, man? I’m in a little bit of a pickle. I really need your advice. I told you, you just got to walk her more often and get her a kennel to sleep in. I’m talking about my girlfriend. Uh, I was answering a […]

Studio Apartment of Great Shame

Yeah, but the thing is it was laced with ecstasy so, we were just… I… oh my god it was like… You’re so funny. That was a crazy night. I had such a nice time tonight. You know, as big as this city is it can be difficult meeting other expats that are as sweet […]

Matt Gets Fired

Boss, 老板 your two o’clock is here. 你两点约的人已经来了 Just give me a sec! 等我下 Okay, send them in. 好了 让他进来吧 Alright, mate. 你好啊 Ni hao! 你好 Uh.. 呃 Jor.. Jorg… Jor.. Jor.. Matt. My name’s Matt. 我的名字叫Matt. I could have sworn it was Jorge. 我还认为你是Jorge We’ve worked together for years. 我们一起工作很多年了 I feel like I’d […]

20 Years A Delivery Guy

It’s been said before that not all heroes wear capes. 大家都知道 并非所有英雄都披着斗篷 The hero of this story just so happens to wear 这个故事的英雄恰好穿着 orange and black 橙色和黑色 wears a helmet 戴头盔 and drives an e-bike. 并驾驶电动车 I’m talking of course about the waimai guy of China. 我所说的正是中国的外卖小哥 What’s a “waimai guy” you ask? 你可能会问什么是外卖小哥 Well, […]