The Joy Of A Dad

Can I have a latte, please? I’ll change him. How’s it going, man? I’m in a little bit of a pickle. I really need your advice. I told you, you just got to walk her more often and get her a kennel to sleep in. I’m talking about my girlfriend. Uh, I was answering a […]

Matt Gets Fired

Boss, 老板 your two o’clock is here. 你两点约的人已经来了 Just give me a sec! 等我下 Okay, send them in. 好了 让他进来吧 Alright, mate. 你好啊 Ni hao! 你好 Uh.. 呃 Jor.. Jorg… Jor.. Jor.. Matt. My name’s Matt. 我的名字叫Matt. I could have sworn it was Jorge. 我还认为你是Jorge We’ve worked together for years. 我们一起工作很多年了 I feel like I’d […]

Tyra Banks – Her Mother’s Wisdom in “Perfect is Boring” | The Daily Show

My guest tonight is a supermodel, an entrepreneur, and the creator and executive producer and host of America’s Next Top Model. She’s also written a new book with her mother called Perfect Is Boring: 10 Things My Crazy, Fierce Mama Taught Me about Beauty, Booty, and Being a Boss. Please welcome Tyra Banks! -♪ ♪ […]

Nathan For You – Fixing Computer Repair

– [Nathan Voiceover] If you’re handing over your computer to a stranger, there’s nothing you care more about than your privacy, so for computer repair shops like Los Angeles-based Cyberguy, earning customers’ trust is a huge struggle. – We are saying them, we are not gonna looking at the files and folders, or private files, […]

Chappelle’s Show – The Wayne Brady Show – Uncensored

– DAVE, I GOT TO TELL YOU, MAN, I’M REALLY HAPPY TO BE HANGING OUT WITH YOU. THIS IS NICE. – OH, MAN, IT’S JUST BEEN GREAT, MAN. – WELL, SAME HERE, MAN. YOU BUSY WITH YOUR SHOW. I GOT MY STUFF. THIS IS REALLY COOL. – YEAH, MAN, YOU SEE, THAT’S THE THING WITH […]

Comedy Central Stand-Up Presents: Sam Jay – The Problem with White People

I was on a boat when I found out Trump was the President. I was on a cruise, and it was crazy. I was on this cruise, I was in the middle of the ocean. We’re watching on a jumbo screen, watching election results come in. We’re focused, you know what I mean? Everyone’s intense. […]

Jim Jefferies Let an Identity Thief Keep Using His Credit Card

-Did you get your I.D. back? I heard there was identity theft. -Oh, well, we’re doing — We did a field piece on identify theft. I didn’t lose my I.D. I lost my credit card. -That’s right. -And the credit card company do that thing where they ring up, and they go, “Have you given […]

This ATM Gives Out Free Money – PRANK – Crank Yankers

(hip hop music) (phone ringing) – This is a Direct Equity ATM Machine. – [Female Puppet] Yeah, I’m at one of your ATM machines and there’s a problem with it. – Okay. – I tried to withdraw $60 and instead it gave me 100. And the receipt says 60 but am standing here with $100. […]

Mom’s on the Phone with the Sex Store (feat. Jimmy Kimmel) – PRANK – Crank Yankers

[phone ringing] Castle Mega Store. Hey, how’s it going? CASTLE MEGA STORE ATTENDANT (PHONE): Pretty good, and yourself? Good, thanks. Do you have those pumps for the penis, the suction penis enlarging pumps? Yeah. We sure do. JIMMY (PHONE): You do. That’s great. And what are– what’s the price range on those things? They range […]

Broad City – Liquid Cash

Okay, so tickets are 50 each. Obviously, we need an eighth. Ok. Plus drinks, that’s like 200 bucks total. And since Todd wouldn’t give me my paycheck. Girl! You took all of his office supplies. Listen, what I do at my place of work is none of your godamn business, okay? Okay, I think you […]