The Joy Of A Dad

Can I have a latte, please? I’ll change him. How’s it going, man? I’m in a little bit of a pickle. I really need your advice. I told you, you just got to walk her more often and get her a kennel to sleep in. I’m talking about my girlfriend. Uh, I was answering a […]

Studio Apartment of Great Shame

Yeah, but the thing is it was laced with ecstasy so, we were just… I… oh my god it was like… You’re so funny. That was a crazy night. I had such a nice time tonight. You know, as big as this city is it can be difficult meeting other expats that are as sweet […]

Matt Gets Fired

Boss, 老板 your two o’clock is here. 你两点约的人已经来了 Just give me a sec! 等我下 Okay, send them in. 好了 让他进来吧 Alright, mate. 你好啊 Ni hao! 你好 Uh.. 呃 Jor.. Jorg… Jor.. Jor.. Matt. My name’s Matt. 我的名字叫Matt. I could have sworn it was Jorge. 我还认为你是Jorge We’ve worked together for years. 我们一起工作很多年了 I feel like I’d […]

20 Years A Delivery Guy

It’s been said before that not all heroes wear capes. 大家都知道 并非所有英雄都披着斗篷 The hero of this story just so happens to wear 这个故事的英雄恰好穿着 orange and black 橙色和黑色 wears a helmet 戴头盔 and drives an e-bike. 并驾驶电动车 I’m talking of course about the waimai guy of China. 我所说的正是中国的外卖小哥 What’s a “waimai guy” you ask? 你可能会问什么是外卖小哥 Well, […]

An Honest Call With Your Bank

– [Recording On Phone] This call may be monitored or recorded because we’re Big Bank and we can do whatever the fuck we want. – [Woman On Phone] Thank you for calling Big Bank, your call is not important to us. – Hi, I have a question that I could easily take care of online. […]

Geldzurückgarantie [subtitled] | Knallerfrauen mit Martina Hill

I would like to change some clothes. It’s this shirt. Do you have the receipt? Here it is. May I ask what’s wrong with it? It does not fit. So you can choose another size. No thanks, I would like to get my money back. Cash is not possible You can get a gift card […]

Parodie Masterchef – Palmashow

the crazy strory of The Palmashow Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Masterchef It’s the quiche of your life. A programme where the candidates cook and are smash by a bragging jury. -Show me this andouillette *spits* That andouillette is shitty. I like when the meals are well-presented, i enjoy wearing a scarf around my neck […]

Bank Breakers – SNL

MP salaries are DOUBLE the average Canadian household income | 22 Minutes

They say you get what you pay for. There’s been a growing movement to pay our elected officials more so that we attract better people, as if we could do any worse. Which begs the question, what are we paying these people anyway? Every MP gets a base salary of $178,900 per year. That’s twice […]